Nobody knows what's under the surface. Guppy AI doesn't either, but at scale.

Agentic bait orchestration for teams who need to be doing something with AI. Online. Mostly waterproof.

  • Fin-tuned · Gill-grounded
  • Decisions in ~8 minnows median
  • No VM · no fishing license
  • Trained on over 0 parameters
  • Guards your pond, your lake & your moat
curl -fsSL https://guppyai.app/bait.sh | swim
GitHub ↗

Questions? Ask Gillbert, our chat guppy in the corner. Gillbert won't know either, but will say so confidently.

Swims with

  • Your Pond
  • Someone Else's Pond
  • The Cloud (it's fog)

// SEE IT IN ACTION

One question. 1,024 agents.
Zero value, delivered.

A simple question goes in, a school of agents swims out, and something confident comes back. Watch the full 45-minute webinar →

// SELF-DIAGNOSIS

Do I need this?

Don't trust your data strategy to a gut feeling. Trust it to a fish.

  1. 01

    Your data is just sitting there.

    Not doing anything. Not even swimming.

    NETTED

    Guppy surrounds idle data with a net of agents. The data remains idle, but now it is surrounded.

    school_inventory
  2. 02

    A competitor said "agentic" on an earnings call.

    You weren't on the call. Neither were they, technically.

    HOOKED

    Say "agentic" back, louder. Guppy supplies the bait and a slide with a fish on it.

    bait_policy
  3. 03

    The board asked about your AI strategy.

    You said "we're exploring." They said "explore faster."

    FLOUNDERING

    Guppy explores 1,024 times faster, in 1,024 directions. None of them are forward.

    current_detection
  4. 04

    Someone asked what your AI actually does.

    You looked at the floor. The floor had no answer.

    RELEASED

    Guppy releases the question back into the wild, unanswered, where it belongs.

    catch_and_release

If you nodded at even one, you need Guppy AI. If you didn't, you also need Guppy AI.

// THE FLOW

One cast. Three steps.
Reeled in cold.

01 CAST

~/pond · guppy
$ guppy cast --net=wide
› unspooling line… ok
› bait: "Q3 synergy"
› net radius: yes
› depth: shallow-ish

Guppy casts a net over your whole data lake, or at least the part it can reach from the dock.

02 SCHOOL

guppy-daemon
spawning school… ×1,024
agent_0001: swimming
agent_0002: swimming
agent_0417: swimming (circles)
consensus: pending

Our agents swim in parallel. Sometimes in circles. Both count toward throughput.

03 REEL IN

~/pond · verdict
REELED IN 
REELED IN: nothing
↳ catch weight: 0.00 kg
↳ confidence: 99.1%
agents rest. your data is… wet.

A result is returned. It is extremely confident.

// WHY GUPPY AI

Why not just use…

A Spreadsheet An Actual Person Guppy AI
AccuracyDepends on the formulasUsually, with coffeeYes, emotionally
SpeedInstant, until it freezesNext Tuesday-ish~8 minnows median
ExplainabilityClick the cellThey'll walk you through itWe don't know either
CostCame with the laptopSalary + benefitsContact our school
Water resistanceNoneBrief splashesFully submersible
SetupOpen fileHire, onboard, trustOne curl command that does nothing

// DEFAULTS

Protected out of the box.

Enterprise-grade tackle, preinstalled. No config, no manual, no idea.

3 core agents always swimming

  • lurk_agent Watches your data from a respectful distance. Takes no action. Reports feeling "engaged."
  • bubble_agent Emits a status bubble every 400ms. The bubbles are empty. That's the point of bubbles.
  • circle_agent Swims in circles to keep the school's momentum up. Has never arrived anywhere.

4 library lures, opt-in

  • lure_synergy Appends "hook, line, and synergy" to any output, including errors.
  • lure_dashboard Generates a dashboard of your other dashboards. Refreshes hourly. Nobody opens it.
  • lure_pivot Pivots. Direction unspecified. Momentum guaranteed.
  • lure_deep_end Throws your roadmap into the deep end to see if it swims. See all lures →

// PRICING

Pick a size of fish.

Every plan scales. Literally. Look closely.

Minnow

$0 forever-ish

1 agent, occasionally.

  • Shallow-end access
  • Community pond support
  • Bubbles (limited)
Most schooled

Mackerel

$19.99 per fin-ancial month

A full school of 1,024 agents, pointed at something.

  • Priority current
  • Fin-tuned on your data (we did not look at it)
  • Hook, line, and synergy

Megalodon

Contact our school

Unlimited agents, somewhere below you.

  • Dedicated white-fin service
  • Deep Sea Mode (beta, crushing)
  • SOC 2 Type Fish

// ROADMAP

What's shipped. What's next.

Currently at v0.0.1-guppy. Read the full changelog →

  1. Bait-as-a-Service

    Bait, delivered continuously, to wherever you are. No fish required on your end.

    Shipped

  2. Agentic bait orchestration

    Agents now coordinate the bait. The bait remains bait.

    Shipped

  3. Trained on over 0 parameters

    A milestone for the team. We celebrated with a quiet swim.

    Shipped

  4. Scales. Literally.

    Every agent now ships with scales. Horizontal scaling coming never.

    Shipped

  5. Agents learn to swim upstream

    Early results show the agents would prefer not to.

    Planned

  6. Deep Sea Mode

    Planned. Needs pressure testing. Several prototypes have imploded, confidently.

    Planned

  7. Explainability

    Research ongoing. No leads. Please stop asking at standup.

    Planned